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kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

chestiel:

Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)

beerinabox:

britchan:

iguanamouth:

whoops

And I’m dead.

sir we are literally under siege by the planet fucking jupiter

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idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

sassygayzin:

pushbuttonkitty:

lokissaurusrex:

NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

number all of them

ALL OF THIS. 

http://hagumis.tumblr.com/post/83688539742/tzstrider-tzstrider-i-only-just-now-realized

hagumis:

tzstrider:

tzstrider:

I ONLY JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

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ERIDAN WENT GRIMDARK

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I FORGOT ABOUT THIS TOO

this post really makes me mad because no, eridan did not go grimdark. Yes, hussie’s style does in fact resemble characters when they grow grimdark, like rose here

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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